NotBob's Bits

• Party Mood From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (6 days old)

  I went to a great party last night. Everyone was jumping for joy. Joy was desperately hanging on to the chandelier.… more

• Camouflage... From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (7 days old)

  ...not always successful: … more

• My Big Bro' Found This From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (7 days old)

  And I think I'd like to share it... http://dingo.care-mail.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf :D… more

• DUCK! From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (12 days old)

  I was sitting in a restaurant the other night when a female mallard waddled up to my table and said to me "Amongst the gravel around here you are the diamond" and gave me a single red rose. I calle… more

• Dwarves From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (13 days old)

  It has been statistically proven that six out of seven dwarves are not Happy. ;) … more

• Aiming For The Silver Surfers From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (13 days old)

  The latest YouGov survey I received had all the standard opening questions that you would expect - which area of the UK do you come from, which gender are you, and then a rather surprising way of asce… more

• Blimey! From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (14 days old)

  Surely they must have been Photoshopped... 8|… more

• Kissing Exercise From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (15 days old)

  Did you know that a one minute long kiss burns up around 30 calories? By my reckoning I must have burned up about 1 calorie over the last ten years... :**:… more

• Ooh, ja! Ja! JA! From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (19 days old)

  Your Sexuality is German The average German first has sex at age 16. And the average number of partners is 6. Only 11% of Germans have had an extramarital affair. 20% of Germans expect… more

• 35 Days From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (20 days old)

  That's my record. Can you beat it? ;)… more

• Childish Pirate Humour From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (22 days old)

  *snrk*… more

• Random Meme From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (24 days old)

  Nicked from HERE 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4. As I have two books equidistant from me I shall do both: "...Glastonbury and WOMAD sold out, and the ubiquit… more

• One From The Archives... From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (26 days old)

  There are two fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says... ... ... ..."OK then, smartarse. Do you know how to drive one of these things?"… more

• Spotted on the BBC Motorsport Website From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (26 days old)

  A quickie from Caroline Cheese: 1507: Incidentally, I am seriously worried that Felipe Massa's hand is stuck in the 'thumbs up' position. He spent the whole of yesterday with his digit in the air. It… more

• Optimist or Pessimist? From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (26 days old)

  You Are a Realist You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass. You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is... But you also n… more

• Saucy From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (27 days old)

  I bought myself some HP Sauce the other day. I have to pay 10pence a month for the next two years...… more

• Sinful From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (28 days old)

  I almost couldn't be bothered to post this: Greed:Medium  Gluttony:Medium  Wrath:High  Sloth:Very High  Envy:Low  Lust:Medium  Pride:Medium   Take the Sev… more

• Ya Don't Say... From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (28 days old)

  Apparently EuroDisney has been closed down for the forseeable future after Environmental Health inspectors found a six-foot mouse in one of the kitchens! … more

• Word Of The Day From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (29 days old)

  You've got to love the Urban Dictionary just for this one alone: October 14: Caraoke Singing along with music in a car, especially loudly and passionately. That long road trip felt a lot (sho… more

• Small Town Violence From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (34 days old)

  I was walking along minding my own business when someone wound down their car window, leant out and yelled "YOU W***ER!" at me. I am just another victim of a drive-by shouting. ;)… more

• The First Meme From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (37 days old)

  1. Who was your first love? Second Cousin once removed 2. Who was your first kiss and when? Julie King. I was five, she was four. 3. Who was your first prom date? N/A 4. Who was your firs… more

• X Men Oranges: Tangerine From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (39 days old)

  http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/x-men/ *snrk!*… more

• Interpersonal Intelligence Blogthing From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (40 days old)

  Your Interpersonal Intelligence Score: 34% Your Interpersonal Intelligence is Medium-Low You can relate to other people when you have to... but you prefer not to. You prefer a small a… more

• Chopper Coppers From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (42 days old)

  There's been a police helicopter circling the area for the last hour or so. All I can say is this: Look you guys, just because for one night I've not found my way to the pub, there's no need, re… more

• Price vs Andre From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (49 days old)

  (Previously posted on Facebook) Now that Katie and Peter have split up, who's going to get custody of the camera crew?… more

• Where's The Trophy? From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (52 days old)

  I've just looked at the label on my cider. It says "Best Drunk Before 2010" I just have to say thank you to the brewers, my parents, my friends and anyone else that put me forward for this prest… more

• The Difference... From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (52 days old)

  I'm just watching a repeat of Scrapheap Challenge, and the following has got to be posted here for posterity: Robert Llewelyn: "So, whats the difference between a Bakewell pudding and a Bakewell ta… more

• Dreams From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (56 days old)

  Last night I dreamt that a tall, skeletal chap in a hooded robe challenged me in the kitchen to see who prepared vegetables better; me with my trusty kitchen knife or him with his scythe. Yes, last… more

• "Inscriptions On A Lipstick" From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (61 days old)

  Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse; To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool you is worse. E.Y. Harburg… more

• I Know The Feeling! From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (62 days old)

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