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E-Swinger

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*ahem*

From HERE

Summer's here, school's out and the weather is rubbish so here is the FF Summer holiday edition!

1. Where are you heading for your holiday this summer?
I've had it, what with that weekend in Berlin.

2. Is it going to be a camping, hotel or even a caravan type holiday?
Hotel, just for somewhere to rest my weary and drunken head.

3. Do you travel light or insist on taking 4 suitcases with the kitchen sink in?
Definitely travelling light.

4. Do you prefer a beach holiday topping up the tan or do you do all the sightseeing you can cram in?
I prefer to take in the local culture. Berlin was fantastic!

5. Will you go by train, car, plane or boat?
I thought of going by train, possibly stopping off to visit my brother in Luxembourg on the way, but that would have been way too expensive and complicated, so I went by plane.

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Cadet

The Eager Student

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The Perfect Date

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Believe that if you will...

Lifted from la-spice.

Type the following prompts into Google search and choose from the first description found.

1. Type in “[your first name] needs”
2. Type in “[your first name] looks like”
3. Type in “[your first name] hates”
4. Type in “[your first name] goes”
5. Type in “[your first name] loves”
6. Type in “[your first name] eats”
7. Type in “[your first name] has”
8. Type in “[your first name] works”
9. Type in”[your first name] lives”
10. Type in “[your first name] died”

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1. Robert needs Simone and Wendy.
2. Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes.
3. Robert hates the "Goth" label
4. Robert Goes to Prison — With One Thousand Women
5. Robert Loves Goth Girls
6. Robert eats at hut's.
7. Robert Has a Brand-New Vampire to Battle For Bella
8. Robert works with organisations, teams, and other groups of people.
9. Robert Lives with His Grandparents. (eh?)
10. Robert died the following year after a trip to London to sell the paintings and recoup some of his heavy financial losses.

Actually, number 5 is why I like Abbi Sciuto from NCIS.

You Are a Persian Cat

You are very high-maintenance, at least as far as keeping up your appearance goes. But you're surprisingly low-maintenance in every other aspect of your life. You are peaceful and sweet tempered. People enjoy your company. You are loving and a good companion, but it takes you a while to trust people.

OK, just ignore the first sentence and that's me.

Sitting here blogging away and the cry goes up, "Time at the bar, please!"

And I, sitting in the furthest corner from said bar, pipes up, "Eleven o'Clock, just like it is over here!"

*silence*

*tumbleweed rolls past...*

I've got me coat...

Prostitutes with dwarfism - are they selling themselves short?

Yes, I know it's Friday, but I stole it from here:

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . .is a leetle bit smaller than I need it to be to fit my nice new coat.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .is about to come to an end.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .I sing too loudly.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .new boots to go with the rest of the outfit.

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . .track of what I want to do with my life.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .I get caught picking my nose.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .I fall asleep in inappropriate places and positions.

8. I’ve come to realize that money...is not as tight as I thought it was.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .aren't as trustworthy as I thought they were.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .love Tracey

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .have always looked down on me.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom… isn't Superwoman

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .is practically useless

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .I was not entirely sober.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .I'd had a few too many Addlestones

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .of going back down the pub.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .has a very twisted sense of humour.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . .I have no idea what the hell I'm doing there. I'm not on Facebook.

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .was the easiest Friday I've ever had.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . .the pub is open until midnight

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .I will have a headache

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .forget about everything.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .probably as much of a sadsack as me.

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .is whizzing past far too quickly!

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .is going to be just as boring as the last one.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .is disco.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . .are more plentiful and varied than I could ever have hoped.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .is better than any year I spent at school.

29. I’ve come to realize that me exes. . .REALLY DON'T FUCKING MATTER!

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .stop swearing so much.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .cider more than anything

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .quantum physics

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . .is my past, and there's nothing I can do to change it.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .can be bloody boring.

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . .of never meeting "the one"

Lifted from various artists, most notably Landers.

Seven things you will find in your room.

1. Mess.
2. Playstation
3. Analogue telly (now dedicated to Playstation use)
4. Alarm clock/iPod dock
5. Pillows
6. Duvet
7. Dust

Seven relationship questions.


1. Do you like anyone? I like a few people.

2. Does someone like you? Possibly.

3. Last kiss? Sloppy one from the dog.

4. Been lead on? Hah! When haven't I been?

5. Been cheated on? Yes.

6. Want a relationship? If the right girl happens along, maybe.

7. Want to get married? Are you asking?

Seven other things – Do you:


1. Believe in God? No.

2. Had a dream come true? Not precisely.

3. Read the Newspaper? Yes, if I get time.
4. Get enough sleep everyday? No.
5. Have a best friend? Yes.

6. Take a bath daily? No.

7. Wish on stars? No.

Seven "Have you ever's":


1. Fallen in love? Yes.

2. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes.

3. Hooked up with someone who had a BF/GF? Yes.

4. Been to a Bonfire? Yes.

5. Ran away from home? No.

6. Played strip poker? Yes.

7. Pulled an all nighter? Yes.

Seven things in the last 24 Hours. Have you:


1. Cried? Yes.

2. Had fun? Yes.

3. Been kissed? No.

4. Felt stupid? Yes.

5. Talked to an ex? No.

6. Missed someone? Yes.

7. Listened to music? Yes.

Seven things on your mind:


1. Tracey
2. My own mortality
3. Graham
4. Parents
5. Finding a job
6. Blogging
7. Why my arm aches

Seven things you couldn’t live without:


1. Cider
2. Peri Peri Chicken
3. Money
4. Dogs
5. Friends
6. Family
7. Music

All answers not necessarily in the right order

Q. How do you make a hormone?

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A. Don't pay her...

Right, where's me coat?

You Are Las Vegas

Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices. You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking. You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning. Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy

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