Lifted from Lucreziaborgia, ta!

USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think! !

Where is your mobile phone?
Pocket.

Your significant other?
None.

Your hair?
Greying.

Your mother?
Here.

Your father?
Likewise.

Your favourite thing?
Laptop.

Your dream last night?
Weird.

Your favourite drink?
Cider.

Your dream/goal?
Wealth.

What room are you in?
Lounge.

Your hobby?
Blogging

Your fear?
Bankruptcy.

Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Anywhere.

Where were you last night?
Pub.

Something that you aren't?
Rich.

Muffins?
Thanks!

Wish list item?
Newfoundland

Last thing you did?
Blog

What are you wearing?
Clothes.

TV?
On.

Your pets?
Cute.

Friends?
Few

Your life?
Simple.

Your mood?
Bored.

Missing someone?
No.

Drinking?
Yes.

Smoking?
Yes.

Your car?
Mum's.

Something you're not wearing?
Aftershave.

Your favourite store?
Closed.

Your favourite colour?
Magenta.

When is the last time you cried?
Recently.

Where do you go to over and over?
Pub.

Five people who email me regularly?
Spammers.

My favourite place to eat?
Home.

Favourite place I'd like to be at right now?
Pub.