Both my dogs, Penny and Paddington, are unfortunately susceptible to a touch of wind. I don't have too much of a problem with this as long as they're outside or in another room.

The problem I do have though, is that they tend to pass wind silently.
As we have leather sofas, one badly timed movement will often lead to a rather embarrassing sound. This, if timed even worse, can lead to looks of suspicion towards the last person who moved.

Why, oh why, is that usually me?