From Coronation Street:
Ted, Gail's father, has just dropped the bombshell that he is gay to Gail and Tina, David's girlfriend.
Audrey "just pops in" as ya do.
Audrey: "I thought we might decamp to the Rover's for lunch."
Tina: "I don't think Ted will be de-camping anywhere!"

This has got so much humorous potential that it really makes up for the Maria/Liam/Carla dismalness (is dismalness a word? If it isn't it should be)