I'm so awfully sorry, my spamming fiend. Unfortunately we obviously do not speak or write in the same language, though I could tell whilst deleting your spam comments from my blog that you were possibly trying to sell me some awnings.

I would recommend, however, that rather than trying to sell me stuff I don't need in a language I don't understand, you should find something more productive to spend your time on. I hear that walking holidays in the Arctic are particularly stimulating at this time of year. Especially if you happen to find yourself drifting on an iceberg with only a hungry polar bear for company.

Just don't keep spamming me!