They've just re-stocked the vending machines downstairs at last. The drinks machine was down to its last three bottles of orange juice. Nothing else, just orange juice. And the snack machine was down to its last pack of Jaffa Cakes until a couple of weeks ago when I nabbed 'em.

Mmmmm! Jaffa Cakes.

Now the bad news.
1, They've re-stocked two lines of Hula-Hoops. Both original. I want my BBQ Beef Hula-Hoops.

2, There's no nice 'nana or scrummy strawberry milkshakes. Just six lines of chuck-up chocolate.  
Why do they insist on stocking chocolate milkshakes when it takes over a month for two lines of the stuff to clear, but whenever they have strawberry or banana they're gone within days?

I'll have to make do with a bottle of Dr Pepper and a packet of mini choc-chip cookies.

*swig*  *munch munch* *gulp*

Aaah!

OK.  Rant over.

Move along now people, there's nothing to see here.