I got barred from my local swimming pool the other day. I couldn't understand why when they said they didn't want my type in there.
Until I got changed and realised the "S" had worn off my Speedos!
.......
Familiar pub soundbites:
"It was the floorboards, honest!"
"I wouldn't go in there for a few minutes, if I were you!"
"Yeah, but after Sunday all this place is gonna smell of is farts and BO."
Chyna_Doll

Oh dear about the 'Speedos' incident!