I went to a great party last night. Everyone was jumping for joy.
Joy was desperately hanging on to the chandelier.
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DUCK!
@ Sunday, Nov. 01, 2009 – 12:15:36 am
I was sitting in a restaurant the other night when a female mallard waddled up to my table and said to me "Amongst the gravel around here you are the diamond" and gave me a single red rose.
I called out to the waiter "OI! I ordered Aromatic Duck!"
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Dwarves
@ Friday, Oct. 30, 2009 – 08:28:15 pm
It has been statistically proven that six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.
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Aiming For The Silver Surfers
@ Friday, Oct. 30, 2009 – 08:19:24 pm
The latest YouGov survey I received had all the standard opening questions that you would expect - which area of the UK do you come from, which gender are you, and then a rather surprising way of ascertaining your age:
Now, how many 109+ year old computer users do you think are out there?
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Kissing Exercise
@ Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009 – 10:42:45 pm
Did you know that a one minute long kiss burns up around 30 calories?
By my reckoning I must have burned up about 1 calorie over the last ten years...
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Ooh, ja! Ja! JA!
@ Saturday, Oct. 24, 2009 – 04:48:56 pm
Your Sexuality is German
The average German first has sex at age 16.
And the average number of partners is 6.
Only 11% of Germans have had an extramarital affair.
20% of Germans expect to have sex on the first date.
